The Failed Swordsman Who Became the Strongest After Spamming the 100 Million Years Button

「I didn’t imagine that you would be able to respond to our swordsmanship in this short amount of time… I’m totally astounded by your ‘adaptive ability’, Allen.」

He released his stance and shrugged his shoulders with a troubled look.

「Did you give up on peeping into the women’s bath?」

「No way! I will never “give up” on the president! I’ll be with her forever and ever until this life of mine is exhausted!」

「Is that so…」

That is quite an incredible resolve, but from the president’s point of view, this would be nothing but an annoyance.

「That said… I don’t think I’ll be able to bring you down in such a short time with just frontal attacks. It’s about time I reveal the ace up my sleeve.」

There was a sharp glint in Sebas-san’s eyes as he cracked his neck.

(I’m guessing he is going to use the “Secret Technique” of Absolute Sword.)

I swallowed my spit, and raised my guard to the maximum.

「Secret Technique – Big Tubs!」

He grabbed a number of wooden tubs placed in the washroom and threw them at me at high speed.

No matter how you look at it, it’s a technique that he just came up with.

「Don’t make secret techniques out of improvisations!」

The wooden tubs approached while rotating at high speed. I tried to cut them down in one flash. But–

「Th-This is?!」

One of the ten wooden tubs which were flung at me contained soapy water.

(Creating soapy water in that short instance of a moment… What unbelievable craftiness!)

The soapy water scattered in all directions, splashing on my face.

「Shit, my eyes…」

My view became blurry.

「Well done, Sebas! Sakura Blossom One-Sword Style – Sakura Flash!」

Bacchus-san unleashed the final blow to avoid missing this opportunity.

「What the!」Bacchus-san exclaimed.

I relied on the sound of the mop slashing the air to determine the exact position of the thrust, and took a big backstep to avoid it.

「Is this guy a wild beast!?」

「But his posture is now broken!」Sebas-san shouted.

I managed to avoid the Sakura Flash, but in that short moment when I jumped back into the air, Sebas-san quickly threw two soap bars.

The soap bars rushed across the wet floor at high speed and slipped exactly under my landing point.

「Oh shit!!!」

I landed on the slippery soap bars. Unable to kill the momentum of the backstep, I slid across the room and crashed hard into the wall behind me.

「O-Ouch… that hurts…」

While removing the blocks of wood that were on me, I slowly raised my face.

「A-Allen…?」

「W-W-Wha?!」

「~~!?」

I saw Ria, Rose, and the president, who were stark naked.