I Can't Be Sword God

They were lively and cute.

They were timid and kind.

They lived in a cave in the Dragon extinction mountain, happy and peaceful.

Until one day, a Red Rainbow-like sword energy ruthlessly poured into their home, Suan ni.

“Ah, Yingluo.”

In the deepest part of the yellow great immortal tomb, there was a huge space. The originally dull cave that was mixed with demonic Qi and stench was now completely cleared by the hot sword Qi of the pure yang sword.

The blazing waves surged, and the weasels in the cave were so frightened that their fur stood on end, and they fled frantically. However, the sword was hanging at the entrance of the cave, pointing in their direction. They couldn’t escape.

Originally, the paths in the yellow great immortal tomb were complicated like a maze. There was also poison in it that disturbed people’s minds, so for thousands of years, they had lived in peace and no one came in to disturb them.

But who knew that the sword would suddenly charge in.

It was extremely unreasonable.

“Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.”

“Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.”

Chaotic screams rang out, and after a moment of chaos, a sharp voice suddenly covered everything.

“Squeak!”

The largest weasel in the cave stood out.

That’s right, stand out. Its body was close to that of a human, and it was wearing a robe and a small hat. Unlike the other weasels that were scurrying around on all fours, it walked upright.

The big weasel let out a cry, and after the surrounding weasels calmed down, it took the initiative to walk towards the sword at the entrance of the cave.

Although it could be seen from its trembling legs that it was also very timid.

The weasel slowly walked to the entrance of the cave and looked at the pure yang sword. Slowly, slowly, it shifted to the right.

Suddenly, the tip of the pure yang sword also pointed to the right.

It suddenly quivered.

When it realized that the sword was not moving, it moved to the left, trying to escape from the gap on the left.

Following that, the tip of the pure yang sword also turned to the left and continued to face it.

The weasel’s face suddenly revealed a fawning expression that was visible to the naked eye.

It smiled and slowly raised its claws above its head.

When the little weasels behind him saw this, they all copied him and made this classic pose.

When Li Chu arrived at the depths of the cave, he saw a group of weasels who had raised their hands and surrendered.

He didn’t sense anyone’s aura just now, and he didn’t see any figures like the old man of eternal spring or the old man of hanging flask.

“Daoist priest Chi Chi”

“Little Daoist priest, why have you come to Yingluo?”

The weasel wearing a small hat was the first to speak in human language. He had a flattering smile on his face as he asked li chufa.

Li Chu looked at it indifferently and asked, ” “Have you seen the two old men enter the yellow great immortal tomb? they are two divine doctors.”

two old men, hehe. the weasel scratched its head. After a while, it smacked its head. Oh, hehe, little Taoist, you’re looking for them? then why did you make such a big fuss? you could have just come and asked directly.

“I just don’t know the situation inside the cave, so I’m using the flying sword to explore the way.” Li Chu said.

The weasel grinned and looked at Li Chu’s back. The path of the cave had probably been widened by the sword Qi, and it was secretly shocked.

You call this scouting?

This was clearly opening a path.

Of course, he would at most criticize in his heart, but he still had to smile.

“Little Daoist’s remarkable abilities have really frightened us little monsters who have never seen the world, hehe.”

He smiled and continued, ”

“The two miracle doctors you mentioned did come to our cave, but they left not long after.”

“Leave?” “But I’ve heard from the people in Dragon’s Tooth town that no one can come out alive after entering your great yellow immortal tomb,” Li Chu said.

rumors. They’re definitely rumors.

The weasel’s head immediately shook like a rattle.

Seeing the suspicion in Li Chu’s eyes, it weakly added, ” “Alright, we were the ones who spread the rumors.”

It then explained, ”

“We’re just a group of law-abiding little weasels. We can’t be considered powerful spiritual monsters, and we don’t dare to harm people. The yellow immortal tomb is indeed the burial place of one of our ancestors. This ancestor had cultivated to a very high level of cultivation. He could feel the circumstances of the weasels wandering in the mountains, so before he died, he created a formation here for us descendants to live in.”

As it spoke, it glanced at the bright cave behind Li Chu.

I’m a little worried if the formation is still intact.

“In short, anyone who enters these caves will have their soul affected and have some terrifying illusions. Once they were frightened, they would retreat on their own. This way, we weaklings will not be disturbed by the outside world.”

“In the past, those who accidentally entered the yellow great immortal’s tomb were only scared away. The reason why no one said anything is because of Yingluo.”

It showed a human-like embarrassment and scratched its head.

...

“Every time those people were scared away, I would run in front of them and carve a warning on a tree. Then I would cast a spell to trip them in front of the tree. This way, they’ll think that Huang Daxian is watching them at all times and won’t dare to leak this matter out.”

Li Chu finally understood.

The warning that Wang er saw might have come from the same source. He didn’t pay much attention when he tripped in panic, thinking that he was exhausted. When he saw the eight words “do not speak to others, yellow Immortals have ears,” he thought that it was really the great immortal Huang who had appeared.

He had no idea that not far away, there was actually a big weasel that had just sprinted and was panting heavily.

“In that case, where are the two old miracle doctors?” He returned to the main topic.

“That day, the three of them entered the yellow great immortal tomb together. The mortal was the first to be affected by the formation and ran out. “The two old divine doctors had cultivation bases and easily dissolved the poison in the cave. They came to the deepest part of our cave,” the weasel recalled.

they came here and saw us. They asked us where our ancestor’s treasure bag was.

“A treasure pouch?” Li Chu was puzzled.

it means that after we weasels cultivate into spiritual monsters, the place where we used to release the dense stench will turn into a treasure bag. It can combine with demonic Qi and release an even stronger dense stench.

After saying this, it actually blushed.

“For the weasels with extremely high cultivation, their Treasure Pouches are extremely precious. They are even more precious than the inner core and can have many effects. In the past, there were also those unscrupulous cultivators who specially hunted weasels to take our inner cores and Treasure Pouches. It’s only with this great yellow immortal’s tomb that we have a safe place to live.” It said through gritted teeth.

...

“Those two old miracle doctors said they wanted our ancestor’s treasure bag. At that time, we all thought they were those kind of unscrupulous xiuzhe. Who knew that they would suddenly say that the miasma that has been filling the mountain recently is very likely related to the treasure pouch of our ancestor and ask me if I have taken good care of it. ”

At this point, it suddenly stammered.

actually, I don’t know how they guessed that our ancestor’s treasure pouch was not with us anymore. he rubbed his hands, ” we gave it to another demon before. The two old men, Huanhuan and Huanhuan, got the news and went to find the chicken.

“What?”

Li Chu caught another sensitive word.

In this deep and dark cave, facing a cave full of spiritual monsters, the sudden turning point from looking for the treasure bag of the weasel ancestor to looking for the chicken Gizzle caught him quite unprepared.

The atmosphere felt weird.

Was it because he had failed to find the treasure pouch, so he wanted to go and relieve his depressed mood?

The two old miracle doctors were both highly respected people, so there was no need for them to do this.

Seeing his slightly stunned expression, the weasel quickly explained, ” little Daoist priest, don’t misunderstand. We’re seriously looking for chickens.

Li Chu was still doubtful.

Was there a difference between being serious and not serious?

it’s like this, Huanhuan. the weasel waved its claws. people often say that we weasels like to eat chicken. It’s right elsewhere, but it’s wrong in the Dragon extinction mountain. Because the pheasant clan in the mountain is much better off than us weasels, and they have a few experts to protect them. A few years ago, there was a little weasel in our tribe. He was young and ignorant, unable to resist temptation, and ate two chickens on the road. Unexpectedly, the two chickens were the clansmen of the pheasant clan. The pheasant clan attacked us, and we couldn’t resist them. We could only offer up the most precious treasure of our clan as an apology, and only then did the calamity subside.”

so, after we told the two old miracle doctors that the treasure bag was in the pheasant clan, they set off to find the pheasant clan’s habitat, the pheasant forest. It’s not what you think it is.

“......”

Li Chu was speechless for a moment before he nodded.

He was inclined to believe the weasel’s words.

The reason was simple. This nest of weasels was indeed very weak.

Even if the eternal spring elder and the old man with the hanging flask were weak in cultivation, that was only relative to their status in the martial world. In reality, their cultivation base was at the level of the divine unity realm and the Dragon Realm. If they were to be paired with some unique poisoning techniques, they might be even more difficult to deal with.

As for this nest of weasels ...

Even the strongest of them had not transformed. It would be a lie to say that they could deal with the two old miracle doctors.

However, he still had to be on guard. After all, mountain spirits and wild monsters were not of his race.

then I’ll have to trouble you to take me to the pheasant forest, ” Li Chu said. I’ll find out where the two old miracle doctors are.

As such, he believed that it would not dare to lie.

“Ah?” The weasel was shocked, ” you want me to bring you to find the chicken? this Chenchen? ”

“Not convenient?”

“I’m a proper weasel after all.”

“What?”

“Oh no, I mean, I’m just a weasel. Our two races have been enemies for generations. I’ll take you to them, but it’s not good for communication.” The weasel quickly explained.

“It’s fine.”

Li Chu pointed at the pure yang sword.

“I have a very effective way of communication.”

It was hard to tell if this was an explanation or a threat, but he had to admit that it was very effective.

The weasel quickly nodded. alright, I’ll bring the little Daoist over now.

“I’m sorry to trouble you,”

After a round of polite and easy-going exchanges, Li Chu very politely thanked him and kept the pure yang sword that was hanging at the entrance of the cave.

Only then did the hole full of little weasels dare to put down their raised claws.

Immediately, the weasel led the way and brought Li Chu out of the yellow immortal tomb. They rushed to the pheasant forest in the dark.

The distance between the two was not close, and along the way, they had to cross the territories of many other spiritual monsters.

Some of them had a gentle personality, so they were safe and sound. Some of the ferocious ones or those that were foraging for food at night would turn into Li Chu’s experience points in the next second if they showed any intention to attack them.

The weasel knew that the Dragon-ending mountain was very dangerous at night, so it didn’t like to come. At first, it was very careful, trying to avoid those fierce demonic beasts. Later on, he realized that no matter how fierce he was, he was not as fierce as the little Daoist, so he became unscrupulous.

It had never been so arrogant in its hundred years of life.

There was an inexplicable feeling of exaltation.

They walked all the way to the pheasant forest. The color of the leaves here was indeed a little different from the surrounding areas, which marked out a forest.

When they reached a cave in the forest, the weasel stopped and shouted into the cave, ”

“Brother Wuji, are you there?”

“Brother Wuji-”

After a while, a muffled reply came from the cave.

“Who is it? You came to my pheasant clan’s cave in the middle of the night to disturb us.” He seemed to be a little unhappy.

“Don’t tell anyone that I’m here to look for someone,” Li Chu said softly.

“Ah?”

The weasel was stunned, and its brain started working quickly. It then shouted, ” “It’s me, weasel! Well, I’m here to wish you a happy old age!”

“What?”

A huge figure walked out of the cave.

His tone was rather unfriendly.

“You’re just a weasel, yet you’re here to wish us a Happy New Year?”

......

While Li Chu was travelling through the vast forest of the Dragon extinction mountain.

In Yaowang town.

Wen Xiang and the little maidservant were sitting in the room with solemn expressions.

that old Daoist is a very well-guarded man. We’ve already sent him so far away, but he still appeared in an instant and knocked out the contact. Wen Xiang said angrily.

“He is indeed a little strange.” The maidservant nodded in agreement. it’s gone just like that. It’s like he was summoned. It’s terrifying.

The master and servant pondered for a while, and Wen Xiang gradually frowned.

“Since you’re not leaving any room for negotiation, then don’t blame me for being ruthless.”

......

“Achoo! Achoo!”

Du Lanke, who was sitting in Wang longqi’s clinic, suddenly sneezed twice.

the first thought, the second curse. Someone’s cursing you, old du. Wang longqi laughed.

“It’s obvious that there are two people who miss me at the same time.” Elder du said.

forget it. I believe it if you say so. Li Chu also says I believe you, but you say it’s Qianqian. he sneered.

After laughing, he stretched his neck and said, ” “Why does my neck feel so much better after being stroked by you this time?”

“It’s probably because the direction of the reinforcements is different this time,” elder du said.

then let’s keep this pace next time, hehe. Wang longqi was about to say that, but he suddenly stopped. no, no, no, it’s better not to do it again.

Old du also frowned and said, ” “That woman is said to be the ninth lady of the Han King’s residence. Why does she keep harassing you? I have to attack you again and again. Does she want you to die?”

“Hehe.” Wang longqi sneered, ” when I first entered the town and saw that woman, I knew something was wrong with her. If I’m not wrong, she is definitely Yingluo.”

“What is it?” Old du was also quite curious about her identity.

“She’s definitely in love with me,” Wang longqi continued.

“Really? She’s the lady of the Han King’s residence.” Old du looked at Wang longqi in front of him. He felt that Wang longqi was so ordinary but so confident.

“You don’t understand.” Wang longqi shook his head and said with certainty, ” “The look in your eyes when you love someone can’t be wrong.”